michael-ceras-mustache:

batmanstardis:

WHO LET FUCKING MOON MOON TAKE SELFIES


god dammit moon moon

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merryprankster: I heard a version similar but it went something like this: A dead zebra and an elephant were waiting at the gates of heaven. The elephant goes, “Hey, are you a black zebra with white stripes, or a white zebra with black stripes?” The Zebra goes, “Well, gee Mr. Elephant I’ve never really thought about it before. Tell you what, when I get into the gates and talk to God I’ll ask him!!” So, the Zebra waits and waits and finally it’s his turn to talk to God. He’s in there for quite a long time, and upon return the Elephant asks, “Well?” “I’m a white Zebra with black stripes,” says the Zebra. “Cool,” replied the Elephant,”but how do you know?” “Well,” continued the Zebra, “When I asked God my question he said ‘you are what you are.’ and if I were a black Zebra with white stripes he would have said, ‘You is what you is.’ “
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inbox:

well son, it all started when your mother liked my selfie

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h0llo:

shut up kid i know ur starving but there are white girls in america without iphones

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